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    Motivate Yourself: Treat Bad News As Good News & Good News As Temporary
    It’s lonely at the top, and this applies to salespeople, especially.Selling isn’t a team sport. It is a task that resists collaboration, like writing.And those of us who sell for a major part of our livings know that our greatest challenge is getting up for the game, making sure we’re motivated, excited about the challenges before us.If we don’t make ourselves sell, nobody else will pick up the slack, or hand us their “extra” orders, unless we’re still so fresh at it that the manager is nursing us along by feeding us “house” accounts.But even that doesn’t last forever, and you have to question the wisdom in it.So, how can you stay up, em
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    -- Jean Kerr

  • "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
    -- Groucho Marx

  • "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
    -- Groucho Marx

  • "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
    -- Jackie Mason

  • "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
    -- Langdon Mitchell

  • "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. "
    -- Nanette Newman

  • "When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? "
    -- Friedrich Nietzsche

  • "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish
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    1. "Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. "
      -- Anonymous

    2. "All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. "
      -- Anonymous

    3. "Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."--
      Anonymous

    4. "It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. "
      -- Anonymous

    5. "Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. "
      -- Anonymous

    6. "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success."--
      Jim Backus

    7. "Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. "
      -- Amy Bloom

    8. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."--
      Erma Bombeck

    9. "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. "
      -- Barbara Bush

    10. "All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage."--
      Lord Byron

    11. "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. "
      -- Johnny Carson

    12. "If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. "
      -- Chekhov

    13. "Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. "
      -- G. K. Chesterton

    14. "The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. "
      -- S. T. Coleridge

    15. "I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. "--
      Marie Corelli

    16. "I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. "
      -- Bette Davis

    17. "Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. "
      -- Madame de Rieux

    18. "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."--
      Phyllis Diller

    19. "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."--
      Clint Eastwood

    20. "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."--
      Albert Einstein

    21. "A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."--
      Ralph Waldo Emerson

    22. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. "
      -- Benjamin Franklin

    23. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    24. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    25. "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. "
      -- Lewis Grizzard

    26. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. "
      -- Katharine Hepburn

    27. "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. "
      -- Jean Kerr

    28. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    29. "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    30. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
      -- Jackie Mason

    31. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
      -- Langdon Mitchell

    32. "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. "
      -- Nanette Newman

    33. "When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? "
      -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    34. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish
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      your choice of partner. "
      -- Amy Bloom

    35. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."--
      Erma Bombeck

    36. "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. "
      -- Barbara Bush

    37. "All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage."--
      Lord Byron

    38. "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. "
      -- Johnny Carson

    39. "If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. "
      -- Chekhov

    40. "Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. "
      -- G. K. Chesterton

    41. "The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. "
      -- S. T. Coleridge

    42. "I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. "--
      Marie Corelli

    43. "I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. "
      -- Bette Davis

    44. "Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. "
      -- Madame de Rieux

    45. "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."--
      Phyllis Diller

    46. "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."--
      Clint Eastwood

    47. "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."--
      Albert Einstein

    48. "A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."--
      Ralph Waldo Emerson

    49. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. "
      -- Benjamin Franklin

    50. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    51. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    52. "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. "
      -- Lewis Grizzard

    53. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. "
      -- Katharine Hepburn

    54. "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. "
      -- Jean Kerr

    55. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    56. "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    57. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
      -- Jackie Mason

    58. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
      -- Langdon Mitchell

    59. "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. "
      -- Nanette Newman

    60. "When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? "
      -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    61. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish
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      a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. "--
      Marie Corelli

    62. "I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. "
      -- Bette Davis

    63. "Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. "
      -- Madame de Rieux

    64. "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."--
      Phyllis Diller

    65. "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."--
      Clint Eastwood

    66. "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."--
      Albert Einstein

    67. "A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."--
      Ralph Waldo Emerson

    68. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. "
      -- Benjamin Franklin

    69. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    70. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    71. "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. "
      -- Lewis Grizzard

    72. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. "
      -- Katharine Hepburn

    73. "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. "
      -- Jean Kerr

    74. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    75. "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    76. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
      -- Jackie Mason

    77. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
      -- Langdon Mitchell

    78. "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. "
      -- Nanette Newman

    79. "When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? "
      -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    80. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish
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    81. "A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."--
      Ralph Waldo Emerson

    82. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. "
      -- Benjamin Franklin

    83. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    84. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
      -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    85. "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. "
      -- Lewis Grizzard

    86. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. "
      -- Katharine Hepburn

    87. "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. "
      -- Jean Kerr

    88. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    89. "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    90. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
      -- Jackie Mason

    91. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
      -- Langdon Mitchell

    92. "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. "
      -- Nanette Newman

    93. "When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? "
      -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    94. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish
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      "
      -- Jean Kerr

    95. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    96. "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
      -- Groucho Marx

    97. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
      -- Jackie Mason

    98. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
      -- Langdon Mitchell

    99. "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. "
      -- Nanette Newman

    100. "When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? "
      -- Friedrich Nietzsche

    101. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. "
      -- Helen Roland

    102. "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."--
      Socrates

    103. "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. "
      -- Gloria Steinem

    104. "I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing. "
      -- Gloria Steinem

    105. "Loves seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. "
      -- Mark Twain

    106. "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. "
      -- Mae West

    107. "Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed."
      -- Oscar Wilde

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