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Digg it UP - 37 Ways My Wife Says I Can Improve
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There was the blank page in front of me begging for me to list my self-improvement items. Even without the computer, I couldn’t think of one thing except I could have ice cream every other day instead of just twice a week.
I asked my wife, “You don’t have any items that I could put on my self-improvement list, do you?” The Wedding Rehearsal
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I said, “Yes, Dear.”
“You never listen,” she said.
I said, “I’ll be taking the garbage out right after I finish my breakfast.”
Sometimes my wife says that I never listen to her. She said it just a minute ago, but of coarse she always has my undivided attention.
I thought it over the other day. Even if I am just about perfect I could take a few steps to improve myself. I said to her, “I’m taking a few steps to improve myself. I can’t seem to think up a list.”
“Don’t give up,” she answered.
After seventy-three years of self-improvement, using statistical process control, it is hard to generate a comprehensive list of things you should do to improve yourself. Think about it. The Devil has pretty much lost control of you.
I spoke to the Devil the other day. This is what he said, “You’re just perfect, John.”
I thanked Satan for the compliment. I said, “Why, thank you, Satan!”
He swished his tail like he does and said, “I’ll be seeing you!” He gave that impish grin of his and disappeared in the red plume of smoke he has developed over the eons. It’s no wonder that we have so many Devil worshipers.
I try to remember what he did to poor Ol’ Job. I really hate boils?
I decided not to make a list of things I could improve upon using my computer. It’s much better to use pen and paper if you want to be creative. Who was that mystery writer who sat on his veranda in Florida and wrote out each novel on a legal pad. When he was done, he took the pad to a typist and then sent it to his editor. He did that over and over again. Not once was he interrupted by the computer he didn’t own. Think about it!
There was the blank page in front of me begging for me to list my self-improvement items. Even without the computer, I couldn’t think of one thing except I could have ice cream every other day instead of just twice a week.
I asked my wife, “You don’t have any items that I could put on my self-improvement list, do you?” Re-Discovering Your Career Passion
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I thought it over the other day. Even if I am just about perfect I could take a few steps to improve myself. I said to her, “I’m taking a few steps to improve myself. I can’t seem to think up a list.”
“Don’t give up,” she answered.
After seventy-three years of self-improvement, using statistical process control, it is hard to generate a comprehensive list of things you should do to improve yourself. Think about it. The Devil has pretty much lost control of you.
I spoke to the Devil the other day. This is what he said, “You’re just perfect, John.”
I thanked Satan for the compliment. I said, “Why, thank you, Satan!”
He swished his tail like he does and said, “I’ll be seeing you!” He gave that impish grin of his and disappeared in the red plume of smoke he has developed over the eons. It’s no wonder that we have so many Devil worshipers.
I try to remember what he did to poor Ol’ Job. I really hate boils?
I decided not to make a list of things I could improve upon using my computer. It’s much better to use pen and paper if you want to be creative. Who was that mystery writer who sat on his veranda in Florida and wrote out each novel on a legal pad. When he was done, he took the pad to a typist and then sent it to his editor. He did that over and over again. Not once was he interrupted by the computer he didn’t own. Think about it!
There was the blank page in front of me begging for me to list my self-improvement items. Even without the computer, I couldn’t think of one thing except I could have ice cream every other day instead of just twice a week.
I asked my wife, “You don’t have any items that I could put on my self-improvement list, do you?” Web Conference Services - Outsourcing Your Conferencing Needs
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I spoke to the Devil the other day. This is what he said, “You’re just perfect, John.”
I thanked Satan for the compliment. I said, “Why, thank you, Satan!”
He swished his tail like he does and said, “I’ll be seeing you!” He gave that impish grin of his and disappeared in the red plume of smoke he has developed over the eons. It’s no wonder that we have so many Devil worshipers.
I try to remember what he did to poor Ol’ Job. I really hate boils?
I decided not to make a list of things I could improve upon using my computer. It’s much better to use pen and paper if you want to be creative. Who was that mystery writer who sat on his veranda in Florida and wrote out each novel on a legal pad. When he was done, he took the pad to a typist and then sent it to his editor. He did that over and over again. Not once was he interrupted by the computer he didn’t own. Think about it!
There was the blank page in front of me begging for me to list my self-improvement items. Even without the computer, I couldn’t think of one thing except I could have ice cream every other day instead of just twice a week.
I asked my wife, “You don’t have any items that I could put on my self-improvement list, do you?” Screenwriting and The Hero's Journey: Third Catharsis
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I try to remember what he did to poor Ol’ Job. I really hate boils?
I decided not to make a list of things I could improve upon using my computer. It’s much better to use pen and paper if you want to be creative. Who was that mystery writer who sat on his veranda in Florida and wrote out each novel on a legal pad. When he was done, he took the pad to a typist and then sent it to his editor. He did that over and over again. Not once was he interrupted by the computer he didn’t own. Think about it!
There was the blank page in front of me begging for me to list my self-improvement items. Even without the computer, I couldn’t think of one thing except I could have ice cream every other day instead of just twice a week.
I asked my wife, “You don’t have any items that I could put on my self-improvement list, do you?” Bollinger Bands – How to Use Them to Make Massive Profits
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There was the blank page in front of me begging for me to list my self-improvement items. Even without the computer, I couldn’t think of one thing except I could have ice cream every other day instead of just twice a week.
I asked my wife, “You don’t have any items that I could put on my self-improvement list, do you?”
My wife hangs out in her craft room where she is currently knitting Christmas stockings for our three grandchildren in Seattle. When our first grandchild was born, she knitted a stocking for her. I said, “You’ll be sorry!” But she kept knitting Christmas stockings and she is doing 30, 31, and 32.
I look at the stocking she was working on. The name of the stocking was that of our first great grandchild. I could see no reason to tell her she would be sorry again. She says I don’t listen!
I ran back to my blank piece of paper and wrote: Don’t tell your wife to stop knitting.
When the triplets were born, my granddaughter said, “I’ve got a new baby sister and she has two brothers!” We went up there for the triplets first birthday and watched them shove cake into their faces. The women from our church who had manned the three-women-to-a-shift five times a day for over six months were all there. I’d never heard of such devoted service before.
Anyway, I went to my wife and said, “Did you come up with anything?”
She was in the middle of a tricky stitch. She nodded and I saw that she had written down a few things. The list had fallen to the floor. I picked it up and left her lair without reading it. But it did look longer than I had expected. I thought this is one of her tricks. She is going to spoof me. It’s going to be fun to read this thing. I sat down in my rocking chair and went down the list:
Pick up your socks.
Keep the wash basin in your bathroom clean. No spitting!
Don’t pick your nose.
Try bathing more than once a week even in the winter.
Change the furnace filter more often. Once every two years is not enough.
Balance the checkbook.
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